This is not a diet food

Ugh. This motherbiatch is the single largest french toast monstrosity I have ever seen. By attempting to eat this, I felt I was breaking some age-old taboo about biting off more than you can chew, or something akin to that. I was out 'n about with the Bec-ster when we spotted this... this... thing, and immediately felt ourselves drawn to its sweetness, it's frenchness, and its breadiness. No, we did not finish it. We are mere mortals! It gave me some ghastly indigestion.