Ye Olde Post-Halloween Post
Most mortals have a passing familiarity with the traditional monsters of Halloween lore: ghosts, demons, goblins, vampires, ogres, banshees, ghouls and werewolves. Yet few people know of a fiend so heinous, so terrifying, so soul-crushingly abhorrent that I am loathe to utter its name lest I permanently blacken my soul. This foul spirit hails from the darkest nether regions of deepest Hell, sired by the Archfiend himself, and its manifestation is an omen of certain DEATH. I speak of course of the notorious Halloween Daikon! Avert your eyes or you too shall become an empty soulless minion of Evil! AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
posted by kumagoro @ 12:11 a.m.
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Ah! My soul!
I said, "Avert your eyes!" Listen, will you!
MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am surrounded by frickin' idiots.
Classic Steven Segal Quotes #1
Senator Vernon Trent: "You can take that to the bank!!"
Mason Storm (Steven Segal): "I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent. To the blood bank!!"
Hard To Kill (1990)
Would it be pointless at this stage to make a comment about my eyes liquefying after beholding the dark unholy glory of the daikon-o-lantern?
Has anyone else's eye's been a bit sore after looking at the Daikon-o-lantern?
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