The Nastiest Dish in the World

As I write this entry, I am gorging myself on bowl of boiled leeks. Mmm, delicious. I find that a little salt and tightly controlling my gag reflexes make this a most pleasant meal. All joking aside, this is probably the worst thing I've eaten in a long time. What a soggy tasteless disgusting dish. Who's bright idea was it anyways? Oh, right. It came from my new "eating healthy" book. Evidently, the plan is to control eating through negative reinforcement. I know I've lost my appetite. Ugh, there's still half the bowl left! Gross.