Doing Hard Time in Miyagi

My dear friend Khalilah will be shipping out in a few days. Yes, she has been found guilty of crimes against nature, most notably fouling the air of our workspace with fishy lunch smells. Authorities will be putting her in a labour camp up north where she will be "re-educated" and then released back into society. I propose we organize a rescue party and spring her from jail! I will pose as a washer woman and sneak Khalilah out in my basket of dirty linens. Yes, the perfect plan! It can't fail!!