Kaeru o mimashita!!

Check this out, it's the mother of all frogs. Recently, the frogs in the rice field behind our apartment have come back to life with a vengeance. The noise is friggin' unbearable, like something out of a nightmare. They should record this noise and use it to squeeze out confessions during CIA interrogations. By the way, I actually touched this frog! Then I screamed like a girl because it jumped.